Guess who's back? Back again? Cris is back! Tell a friend...
Sorry. Listening to the Without Me vs. Hella Good remix.
I while ago I bought the No Doubt concert DvD (no, not the one in the box set, the OTHER one) and I totally love it when Gwenie sings DJ's. Not that I don't absolutely love it when Sublime does it, but she rocks it just as hard on a whole other level... does that make sense?
Um... yea.
So I'm still as lame as ever. I got my first evaluation today. Omg how embarrassing! Apparently they were listening in on my calls yesterday. YESTERDAY of all fuckin days! I was so irritated yesterday. Couldn’t they have picked a better day? Ugh. So apparently I didn’t do too well. I barely made it to the “meets expectations” level. Ew! I still have a job but for the rest of the month I have to be like super cheesy fake customer service girl.
Seriously people, if you call in to your bank or any other customer service center for that matter please remember this:
WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE! WE’RE NOT YOU’RE NEW BEST FRIEND! AND WE SURE AS FUCK DON’T GET PAID ENOUGH TO BE YOUR SHRINK! SO CUT THE SMALL TALK AND STUPID JOKES AND TELL US WTF YOU REALLY WANT!!
I actually had a customer ask me out to coffee yesterday. I was more annoyed than flattered. And hello idiot! I have full access to your bank accounts. You don’t even have a thousand in your savings at any given point (not that I’m a gold digger or anything, I’m just saying…) and did I mention he was like a hundred? Ew.
I hate the fact that people eat up that fakeness of call center reps and complain when they don’t get it. I got moved to a desk that must have belonged to the sloppiest person in the department cos that bitch left a mess behind for me to clean up. She also happened to leave behind a little mirror that I’m sure her manager gave to her. It reads “SMILE! They can hear it in your voice!” Well can they hear it in my voice that every second that I spend talking to them is one less minute of my own personal life?
SERIOUSLY! I demand that everyone who has a checking account be required to take at least one accounting class and pass a simple math test! Accuse me of banking prejudice if you will but I must insist on at least this! Come one people! It’s time to start writing shit down and carry the one properly! I hate this bullshit! I get a bad evaluation because I get a dumbass customer that doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing and can’t comprehend simple math? UGH! Give me a fuckin break will ya!
Consider this, the less telephone reps that they need to keep around the less fees the banks will have to charge. I need a raise, let’s start charging a fee to asshole customers! On the statement it will read Monthly Asshole Fee.
Balance your own God forsaken checkbooks and stop bitchin at me! Whew! I needed that!